I am a normal man but I realize
There clearly is something amiss with my eyes
She is a normal girl but you understand
She’s as big as the side of a barn and looks like a man
But I’m her biggest fan

I am straight as an arrow and have been from the start
She reached right in and she took me by the heart
She reached straight in and tore from the middle
And since then my life is a riddle
Though she loves to swarm around me
It’s just a poor side effect because she is a queen B, you see

All my friends they call me crazy
Oh lord it seems my whole life is hazy
She’s the only one that I see
Because I’m only for her
And she is only for me, You see

I’m in love with an ugly girl
She’s the best in the whole wide world
Every aspect may seem wrong
But I am crazy for her so I just keep hanging on
I’m strong
Though I feel like I’m gonna hurl
I still love my ugly girl
Everyone thinks I’m insane
And though I strongly agree
I still keep racking my brain for my girl
My Ugly Girl

We fell in love from the first day that we met
And it wasn’t because I had lost a bet
It was because though she is homely
Like her I was quite lonely
Lonely sad and blue I swear
And if it wasn’t for her I would still likely be there

All my friends they call me crazy
Oh lord it seems my whole life is hazy
She’s the only one that I see
Because I’m only for her
And she is only for me, You see

I’m in love with an ugly girl
She’s the best in the whole wide world
Every aspect may seem wrong
But I am crazy for her so I just keep hanging on
I’m strong
Though I feel like I’m gonna hurl
I still love my ugly girl
Everyone thinks I’m insane
And though I strongly agree
I still keep racking my brain for my girl

There really is something that I must confess
There is much more to this loving awful mess
How can I possibly put this lightly, honestly, truthfully

I am really an ugly guy
She loves me and I don’t know why
Every aspect seems so wrong
But she is crazy for me and she keeps hanging on
Shes strong
Something must be wrong with her eyes
She really loves this ugly guy
Everyone says she’s insane
She probably should go but I hope she remains

I’m in love with my ugly girl
She’s the best in the whole wide world
We stick tight through thick and thin
And if you still wonder why I will remind you again
We love our little ugly world
Me and my precious ugly girl
Every aspect seems so right
And if we keep holding on, holding each other tight with our might